I'm an "authority" now. So says a YAKMA in tomorrow's Philadelphia Inquirer.
Actually, my quotations look rather dull compared to Mr. Livewire himself, David Weinstone:
"If I'm driving to Cape Cod with three kids in the back and have to listen to children's music, will it make me purposely crash the car into a tree? Or will we get there?"
Zooglobble: Preventing car crashes and lowering your insurance rates since 2004.