What do you get when you cross Seven Brides with Seven Brothers with musically destructive poultry? I have no idea.
But while you're pondering that, distract your kids for a minute or so by letting them watch the first video from the upcoming Beethoven's Wig album Sing Along Piano Classics, out next month. It's called "My Little Chicken," but you probably know the base melody as "Chopsticks." It's amusing. Perhaps your kids will be able to answer the question I've posed above.
Beethoven's Wig - "My Liittle Chicken (Chopsticks)" [YouTube]