... No, you got children's music in my Johnny Cash!
People, people, people -- compromise is possible in these times of discord and strife. I present to you the Johnny Cash Children's Album.
I hereby admit to being only a casual fan of Mr. Cash's music, but this album intrigues me...
"But I wiped snot on a man in Reno once / Just to watch him cry..."
(No, really, kid, it's a song about trains. You love trains. Let's go watch Thomas.)