I'm not sure what sort of world this is in which I get news about the Wiggles from Idolator, but they've alerted readers to this article in this morning's Melbourne's The Age newspaper, which reports that lead singer Greg Page (the one in yellow, natch) will be leaving the group due to increasing -- and unexplained -- bouts of fainting and lethargy.
I'm sure I could make a bad joke if I wanted to, but I really don't like to joke about unexplained medical problems.
So I'll just content myself to be amused with the headline in The Age: Wiggle tipped to ditch yellow skivvy.
Headline writing is a lost art, my friends.
(And get well soon, Greg.)