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May 31, 2007

Review: Prelude to Mutiny - Captain Bogg & Salty

PreludeToMutiny.jpgI will be upfront and say that although pirate mania seems to be taking over the world, I, thus far, have been immune. No eyepatches, no using pirate lingo, and only on the rarest of occasions do I drop an "Aaarrrrrrgggghhh." (Though that does give me tremendous satisfaction.)

I do, however, make an exception for the charms -- yes, charms -- of Captain Bogg & Salty, which for nearly 10 years has been performing kids and families in their home port of Portland, Oregon and in other parts of the world. They are a pirate band, though I think it's probably more truthful to call them a pop/rock/theatrical band with a very piratical attitude.

This is definitely noticeable on their third album Prelude to Mutiny, which was released in 2006. The album starts out with a more traditional vibe, led off by a rousing version of "Drunken Sailor." The next track, "Bosun Whistle," has a traditional sound, but also sounds a little bit like trip-hop -- call it "ship-hop." And its unsettled lyrics about an uneasy sky lead nicely into the third track, "Mutiny of the Hispaniola," which, as you might expect from the title, is an elaborate story song about a pirate mutiny. Captain Feathersword, this ain't.

The rest of the album, while not totally happy and cheerful, backs off from the darker side explored in those first three tracks. "The Loneliest Sailor" is a love song, believe it or not. "Doldrums," while exploring the not-so-happy occurrence of being trapped in idle waters, is married to a straight-ahead rock melody. "Dead Men Tell No Tales" is the best song AC/DC never wrote. And the good captain's deranged take on "Part of Your World," from Disney's The Little Mermaid is in its own special category of "must-be-heard-to-be-believed."

Darker in tone than its predecessor, the album lyrically is appropriate for a slightly older audience, perhaps kids ages 6 through 10+. Which isn't to say that younger kids wouldn't appreciate some of the tracks here, just that if you've got a three-year-old, I'd probably start out with Pegleg Tango perhaps rather than this. You can hear samples here.

If you hate pirates, then I wouldn't recommend this. (Though I'd ask you, why'd you make it this far in the first place?) If you or someone in your family loves pirates, or even if, like me, they're just fans of well-crafted rock/pop songs and stories in song, then Prelude to Mutiny is worth your time. Recommended.

Record Collection: Top 10 Desert Island Disks

Longtime readers know that while I love to write lists of songs (and I promise I will finish that Top 50 Kids Songs list very soon), I haven't done much in the way of lists of albums.

Well, with these occasional "Record Collection" entries, I hope to remedy that ever-so-slightly.

The not-quite-out-of-beta Education.com asked me to write some articles on on kids music for them, and the first entry has just been posted: "Ten Kids CDs to Take to a Desert Island." You could probably ask me for a Top 10 list 10 different ways or at 10 different times and I'd come up with 10 different lists. This particular list is "a list of CDs (in no particular order) whose enjoyment has stood the test of time in our household." I bet a few of the CDs on my list would be on yours, too -- feel free to tell me which ones I've cruelly omitted.

For a taste, here's my comment on one of the albums:

They Might Be Giants, No! – You can't go wrong with either of the two kids albums from They Might Be Giants, who've been turning out quirky pop songs for adults for more than 20 years. This collection, the first of two for kids, gets the nod over its successor Here Come the ABCs for sheer consistency of material, but, really, either would be a great addition for your sandy retreat.
More pieces of mine will be running there in the weeks and months ahead. In the meantime, if you've got a preschool through grade-12-aged child, you should stop by the site. Reference articles, community features, and expert advice. Not much for the snark, but man cannot live by snark alone.

Chicago Loves the Kids, Too (Kidzapalooza Lineup Announced)

So even though Lollapalooza is a good six weeks after the Austin City Limits Festival, those good folks in the City of Broad Shoulders just got around to announcing their Kidzapalooza lineup. Slowpokes.

As with the Austin Kiddie Limits lineup, this one too can be divided into two camps:
1) Adults Playing For Kids
2) Kids Playing For Adults

In the first category, you have the following (artists playing ACL Fest noted with a happy *):
-- Peter Himmelman: Kids' singer-songwriter of the highest order
-- Wee Hairy Beasties: Americana/insect-based rock from Jon Langford, Sally Timms, and other Bloodshot Records staples
-- The Sippy Cups* -- Psychedelic-inspired rock and pop
-- CandyBand: Punk music from four Detroit-area moms
-- The Hipwaders: Occasionally retro power-pop
-- Q Brothers* -- Hip-hop
-- Peter DiStefano & Perry Farrell: This has nothing to do with their appearance here (replicating their appearance last year), but that new Satellite Party album cover is one of the weirdest I've seen in some time. (Note: "Weirdest" is a gentle term for "bizarre." Or "awful.")

In the second category are bands made up of youngsters or recently-adulted young folks. Again, I don't know much about these bands, though I believe the Blisters and the Alvin Ailey Dance School both showed up at last year's Lollapalooza.
-- Paul Green School of Rock All-Stars*
-- The Blisters: Oddly enough, Jeff Tweedy's kid is playing Lollapalooza while his dad isn't. (Even though Wilco -- but not the blisters -- are playing the ACL Fest. Weird.)
-- Rock For Kids Youth Jam Band: I keep having this feeling that they're gonna break into an extended version of My Morning Jacket's "Mageetah."
-- Alvin Ailey Dance School
-- John Yost's Rhythm Revolution

Lollapalooza is August 3-5, 2007 in Chicago's Grant Park.

And for those of you looking to score some free tickets, the Paul Frank Store in Chicago is hosting a party this Saturday, June 2, from 11 AM to 1 PM. You can tell me how those Paul Green's School of Rock All-Stars sound, and maybe win some free tickets.

May 29, 2007

Austin Kiddie Limits: The Early Guide

Anyone who's read Neal Pollack's Alternadad knows that Neal's family's experience 2 or 3 years agao at the Austin City Limits Festival, though not a debacle on the level of Woodstock '99, wasn't a familial high point, either.

Still, that's not gonna bring the fine friends at the ACL Festival down, because once again they're organizing Austin Kiddie Limits, a separate stage just for the young folk at this year's edition scheduled for September 14 through 16, 2007. (Note: that's "young folk," not "Young Folks" -- Peter Bjorn & John are on an entirely different stage.)

In any case, I'll leave the obsessive "this lineup is awesome/this lineup is sucks" discussion for the 93% of the lineup not specifically for the kids to other websites; this is the place for the obsessive "this lineup is awesome/this lineup is sucks" discussion pertaining to kids music.

Now, the lineup can be basically divided into two categories:
1) Adults Playing For Kids
2) Kids Playing For Adults

In the former category, you have the following:
-- The Sippy Cups -- Psychedelic-inspired kids rock, with a hint of punk and Replacements tossed in. Also, costumes. As a result, those attending ACL for Bob Dylan and Bjork might find them slightly amusing.
-- Daddy A Go Go -- Straight-ahead rock 'n' roll with a side of smart-aleckness. It's exactly as if ACL artist LCD Soundsystem played Southern-fried rock with teenagers. OK, it's nothing like that, but until Jimmy Buffett plays ACL Fest, I got nothin'.
-- Farmer Jason -- Countryfied rock without a trace of irony. The obvious parental equivalent would be Jason and the Scorchers, but no dice.
-- Sara Hickman -- I understand from the folks in charge that she'll be pulling double-duty, playing both an adult and the kids stage.
-- Q Brothers -- Good-time hip-hop and rap. (Is there any other kind for kids? I mean, is gangsta rap for youngsters doomed to be forever untapped?
-- Jambo Kidz -- Bluesy stuff from LA
-- Bummkinn Band -- Gentle country for the kids. Not Shania Twain country, much more traditional.
-- Jellydots -- If you've been reading this website for any length of time, you're familiar with Doug Snyder and his band, The Jellydots. Awesome stuff.

In the second category are bands made up of youngsters or recently-adulted young folks. I really got nothing on these three except that the School of Rock has a Police song up on AKL's Myspace page (a perfectly acceptable version, and timely to boot), and the Steps is an Austin-based band.
-- Paul Green School of Rock All-Stars
-- The Steps
-- We Go To 11

As 2 1/2 afternoons of music go, pretty good. (And the evenings, not for the kiddos, might have a band or two worth catching...) If we can avoid chucking juice boxes onto the stage, then even better.

More details to come.

May 24, 2007

Review: Animal Playground (Putumayo) - Various Artists

AnimalPlayground.jpgI’ve long believed that Putumayo’s strength -- at least in its kids’ music releases -- is compiling good, if not entirely challenging, mix CDs. They’re not trying to compile an anthology -- if they throw in a few good songs you’ve never heard of amidst the familiar ones, then they’ve succeeded in their modest goals. On that count alone, their new Animal Playground disk, released this week, is a typical Putumayo release, mixing some familiar animal-themed songs in with the unfamiliar in a combination that will make it easy for a parent to pop in the CD and for the kids to enjoy.

On the familiar side is Asheba’s “No More Monkeys,” which I will admit to loathing. I like some of Asheba’s music, but there’s something about the slightly hyperactive rhythm of this particular track that sets me on edge and my finger for the skip button. I know, the kids love it (so much so, Putumayo’s included a video for the song on the disk), but I don’t. Somewhat less familiar (but more enjoyable to me) is the Wee Hairy Beasties’ “Animal Crackers,” a fun and bouncy leadoff track.

I've also thought that Putumayo's popularity (as opposed to their strength) has a lot to do with flattering mostly white middle- to upper-middle class people that they have a funky, global perspective. (Putumayo may just have best CD covers in the record business in that regard.) But just because that might be true doesn't mean that Putumayo's not good at finding fun tracks from around the globe. They are, and this album is no exception. The Be Good Tanyas, a Vancouver band which had never really interested me before, gives the album its best track, a gently bopping song anchored by the chorus’ phrase “The littlest birds / Sing the sweetest songs.” (It’s the “Sheep” of this album, for those of you who recall Putumayo’s last Playground disk, Folk Playground, and its standout Zoe Lewis track.)

The foreign-language tracks are fun, though, really, Putumayo could have put these songs on a future collection called, say, Robot Playground or Sports Playground and you or your child would never have known the difference. I doubt many parents will use Putumayo’s liner notes; Ze’ Renato’s swinging “Cantiga do Sapo” is Brazilian tune apparently about a frog, though it could just as well be about a dog, or rapid inflation in South American economies. A couple exceptions -- the 30-year-old track “Nella Vecchia Fattoria” from the Italian group Quartetto Cetra is unmistakably “Old MacDonald Had a Farm.” And Ladysmith Black Mambazo does a peaceful “Mbube,” better known here as “The Lion Sleeps Tonight.” They might be in foreign languages, but even your 3-year-old who’s limited to a 100 words of English will recognize and enjoy those tracks.

Given the language barriers on many of these tracks, the 36-minute album is pretty much an all-ages affair, though the English-language tracks make it more of a disk for 2- to 7-year-olds. You can hear samples of the tracks here.

Animal Playground is a decent collection of music and one that most families will listen to and find some favorites in. You might be able to make a better mix tape, but it’ll probably be in far fewer languages. That’s not a good reason to get this (or any) album, but it’s not a bad thing, either. Recommended.

May 23, 2007

Interview: Lloyd Miller (Ulysses Dee of the Deedle Deedle Dees)

Lloyd Miller is the chief songwriter and ringleader (Ulysses Dee) of the New York City-based band The Deedle Deedle Dees. On their excellent latest album, Freedom in a Box (review), they mix very punk songs like "Obedience School" with hook-y history songs like "Henry Box Brown." Somehow, it all works.

Lloyd recently answered some questions about his musical history and history in general. Read on for his views on saving social studies from sucking, playing the double bass, Satchel Paige, and Kenny Rogers' "The Gambler." (And thanks to Lloyd for the time.)

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What are your earliest memories of listening to music? Playing music?
As a kid, music was usually something I did at church or school and I have mostly negative memories of it. Probably because "music" to me meant sitting in your folding chair and singing the same songs every week in unison. I can remember very vividly sitting on the concrete steps outside this portable where I had music class for many years -- I was sent out there on a regular basis because I misbehaved in some way, I can't remember how.

The only school song I remember enjoying went "Old Roger is dead and laid in his grave, laid in his grave, laid in his grave / Old Roger is dead and laid in his grave / Hee Ha! Laid in his grave." There were a few verses, each with a related motion. In my favorite verse, Roger jumps up and gives "a fright" to an old woman who is picking apples from the tree that grows over him. I've tried to do this song at my sing-a-longs in Brooklyn but no one seems to know it.

Other music that made an impression was of the mass-produced variety. At some point I got the Disco Duck album and that was very important. That Davy Crockett song was the only song I sang for a period of months in early elementary school. And, oh man, "The Gambler." At about age seven, I asked this guy with a guitar at a restaurant to play it and he did and it was the most amazing thing. I listened to this song recently and was quite bored.

As far as playing music goes, most of my early history took place in the back row (I was tall) of some huge group singing some badly-written Bible song. It wasn't until junior high that I discovered -- simultaneously -- the mirror and David Lee Roth and began performing lip-sync concerts that eventually led to me joining a real band with other human beings. Naturally this first band was a heavy metal cover band and I was the lead singer. Sweet Emotion was our name and we played the first of our two gigs at a church dance.

What are the advantages (and disadvantages) of being a double bass musician?
Advantages: Playing the double bass gives me a dancing partner onstage. It also allows me to feel the notes I'm playing: if I play a C and I'm supposed to be playing a D, I feel that wrong note vibrating all the way from my chest on down to my legs. It's a much more reliable way to stay locked in with the rest of the band than relying on the whims of whatever PA system we happen to be using.
Disadvantages: Transporting the thing is the biggest disadvantage. Right now we're trying to figure out how to play several shows out of town that pay very little money. Ideally we'd like to take one car to save on gas and tolls, but this is impossible with the big bass. So I'll be playing electric for these gigs. I also had to play electric on all the really loud songs on Freedom in a Box because the upright was getting drowned out. We recorded all the basic tracks live, all of us playing at the same time in one room, and while the electric guitar's amp got put in the bathroom to keep it from bleeding into the mics of all the other instruments too much, the upright just sounds best played acoustic, no amp. But it was worth it: there's no replacement for everyone playing their parts together as a band, it just can't be faked.

How did the Deedle Deedle Dees form?
In the spring of 2003, I helped my wife's second-grade class write and perform an original musical based on the Epic of Gilgamesh. This was far more fun than anything I'd ever done as an "adult musician," playing in bars and nightclubs.

The following summer, I went to a funeral in Florida of the father of my best friend, a guy with whom I've written and recorded at least 100 songs. We were hanging out with his niece and nephew and some other relatives at his house after the services and they asked us to play some music. We played a few songs from the Gilgamesh play, a few of our originals that didn't contain abstract discussions of relationships or lyrics stolen from the subjects of Bill Moyers specials, and then we played the Gilgamesh songs again. And again and again until the kids had to leave and couldn't demand them anymore. When I got back to Brooklyn, I immediately set to work recording the Gilgamesh songs, as I'd promised the kids I would, and when I was finished, I was all excited. I decided to write a whole separate album of songs just so those kids in Florida would have something good to listen to. Of course, I couldn't stop at just writing and recording -- whenever I have a bad idea I book a venue then call up my musician friends and inform them of the details of the gig they'll be playing in the near future. This time, however, the bad idea was a kids band called the Deedle Deedle Dees and everyone involved wanted to keep doing it.

What inspired you to take historical personages as characters? What inspired you to take your particular (Ulysses Dee) character?
I've always spent a good deal of my free time reading history books. Social studies class, like music class, was generally a painful experience, but at home, I read as much about American history, especially the wars, as I possibly could. When I first began thinking about what to writing kids songs, this was the first thing that came to mind. Although I'd been teaching kids for some time, I didn't have a kid of my own at the time so I just thought, hmmm, what did I like as a kid? War! Baseball! Pirates!

In addition, during the first six months of the band someone gave me a copy of James W. Loewen's Lies My Teacher Told Me. Loewen examines a few of the most-used American history textbooks, spotlighting some of the most egregious omissions or downright falsifications, but also explaining the process that makes these books so devoid of juicy stories, controversial topics, and the results of recent scholarship on issues. After reading this book I was convinced that I had a mission to save social studies from sucking -- over my many years of teaching and tutoring I've heard so many kids say that history or social studies is the most boring class, the one they hate the most, etc. and this just makes me so sad.

Our historical names: As a late bloomer myself, I really identify with Grant. Before I started the Deedle Deedle Dees, I always felt like there was something I should be doing that I wasn't. I don't feel like that anymore.

I encouraged the other guys to take names from American history but they had their own ideas. Innocent Dee is named after a pope. Otto von Dee after the ruthless unifier of the Germanic states. And Booker Dee, contrary to what many have assumed, is not named after Booker T. Washington. He told me that all his heroes were musicians and that he'd like to be named after James Booker, the great unsung New Orleans piano player.

What is your favorite historical story?
I just finished a song about Satchel Paige called "Bring 'Em In" that retells what is probably my favorite historical story at the moment. Anecdotes of Paige always have slightly different details depending on who tells them, but I like to think that things happened the way they do in this particular version. I'll just paste the lyrics here because I think they tell the story better than I can write it in paragraph form:

Bring 'Em In
words and music by Lloyd Miller

Way back before Jackie wore a hat with a white "B"
they played a game between the black league and the white league
Satchel Paige walked the first batter from the white team
they started talking, called him "overrated."

Satchel turned to his shortstop and said:
Bring 'em in bring 'em in bring 'em in bring 'em in bring 'em in bring 'em in
bring 'em in bring 'em in bring 'em in bring 'em in bring 'em in bring 'em in

So outfielders moved into shallow outfield, Satchel Paige said, "no no no no no..."

So outfield moved into the infield, Satchell Paige said, "no no no no no..."

So outfield and infield moved onto the pitcher's mound, Satchel Paige said, "Sit down... that's what I meant when I said..."

CHORUS

ooh ooh ooh ooh...

Satchel walked Batter Number Two
Then he walked Batter Number Three
Bases loaded, Batter Four stepped Up
He went down swinging
Batter Five stepped up, Satchel sat him down
Batter Six, Strikeout!

CHORUS

ooh ooh ooh ooh...

Which "historical" song gets the biggest reaction in concert? Which non-"historical" gets the biggest reaction?
The historical song that seems to get everyone really excited is "Teddy Days." It's a very frenetic song to begin with, but before we play it, I encourage the kids to engage in a full-on Mr. Universe-style muscle posedown while we play it. I of course demonstrate some of my favorite poses in order to give them some ideas.

"Obedience School" and "Vegetarian T-Rex" are generally pretty chaotic as far as non-historical material goes. I've actually tried to figure out how to jettison our non-historical stuff so that our shows make more thematic sense, but people keep saying things like "We'll be there Saturday and please please play 'Obedience School'."

Which is easier for you -- music or lyrics? Do you write those separately or together?
Usually they come together -- a line like "He was a puny sickly child" (the first line of "Teddy Days") will arrive fully formed with melody as I'm walking to pick up my daughter from day care or something. The rest of the song will sort of fall together behind that initial lyric/melody line.

What music do you and your family listen to at home?
Lately we've been hearing a lot of Arfie, a CD that goes with a class my daughter is taking. It's the first time we've actually listened to kids music in our house and I'm worried. A couple of weeks ago I took Arfie out of the player and put in The Clown by Charles Mingus. My daughter, who had been hiding behind a curtain in our bedroom, rushed out, pointed at the CD player and demanded "Arfie!" That said, though, there are some songs on Arfie I like -- and I think they're all written by Morgan Taylor of Gustafer Yellowgold (seriously, he's credited on the album).

Luckily, though, we still get to hear some of the stuff that was on constant rotation pre-Arfie: Freddie Hubbard, Pharoah Sanders, Nels Cline, Archie Sheep. I find it difficult to understand anything but jazz these days -- having a child disconnects you from your old childless life in so many ways, but no one told me just how much it would disrupt my brain's language bank. I feel like I'm re-learning to speak as my kid learns for the first time and so it's much easier for me to comprehend a saxophone honk than a chorus sung in English.

You've mentioned that you want to do more performing in schools -- why in particular is that?
This is something I wanted to do when I first started the band, but I had no idea how hard it was to do. If you want to play in a theater and sell $15 tickets, plenty of people in New York are happy to give you the opportunity, but if you want to perform in a public school, there are all sorts of hoops to jump through. We're affiliated with a couple of arts organizations that occasionally send us in to play in schools, but they only offer us a few shows a year -- I guess they just have so many artists on their rosters and have to spread the work around.

In the fall, we're going independent, meaning that we'll have the paperwork to set up shows and in-class workshops with schools without being affiliated with a arts-in-schools non-profit. Hopefully this will allow us to play in schools all the time because I have so much curriculum ready to go. I've always envisioned the Dees as an educational content-producing machine rather than a rock band, a vehicle for making high-quality musical products-- not just CDs, but books, DVDs, whatever -- that aren't beholden to school boards or sales figures. That's not to say that I want to hole up and record and never perform, just that I want our stuff to reach new audiences. In New York, even if our show is totally free, most of the people who show up are of the same demographic: rich white people. This is largely an issue of information -- the people who come to see us are the people who read the magazines and websites and other sources that cater to them. The longer I do kids music, the more I realize that you have to bring your music to the people you want to hear it. It's not enough to say, "I'm tired of playing only for people who can afford it, let's do a free show in the park." You have to actually go to new communities and connect with people via schools and community organizations.

At least once a week some parent asks me, "When are you guys going to be on TV?" and I, every time, explain that while I would one day like to see a slow-moving Reading Rainbow / Mr. Rogers-style history and music show featuring the band (we actually drew up a proposal for such a program a while back) I'm much more interested in playing in schools and providing teachers with musical ways to teach their curriculums. Most people respond to this speech with a confused expression I like to call the "You poor fool" look. In other words, the look people in New York get on their face when they hear some poor fool describing some endeavor that is guaranteed to make them absolutely no money. I get this look a lot.

What's next for the band?
Up next for the Dees are 1) out-of-town shows 2) shows at schools and untried venues. The band has had some of our best experiences playing outside of New York City. For one, it's great to play for a crowd of total strangers, people who have never seen -- and often never even heard -- of the band. Even more fun are the reactions of the kids. Many kids at our shows in NYC have already seen Dan Zanes seven times so they get the whole concert with guitars and drums and whatnot, but even in places as close as Massachusetts and Pennsylvania we have kids coming up to us after the show absolutely beside themselves because they've never been to a concert before. It makes you feel what you're doing is worthwhile and it's a feeling you only get in the city if you're at public school serving a low-income population. Recently Booker Dee (Chris Johnson) and I were playing at this school and my upright bass was out of sight of most of the audience because we like to play on the floor at the same level as the kids. When I lifted that thing up to play our first song, the squeals and gasps that came from that auditorium were unbelievable.

Our efforts to expand our roster of venues will also include some experiments with places that have never hosted a show. I'm going to ask a couple of guys who promote underground deejay and indy band events at all manner of places-- restaurants, abandoned warehouses, farms (yes, there are farms in brooklyn), empty swimming pools-- to help us figure out how to do shows in the neighborhoods that everyone avoids unless they live there or teach at a troubled school. There are plenty of concrete playgrounds, empty lots, abandoned buildings, churches, community halls, and other places that could host a kids show and I'd like to figure out how to do shows at this sort of place regularly by getting somebody to fund a performance series featuring us and other local acts that we like. And not just so-called "kids music." I want to bring in people doing cool stuff that kids would find interesting -- Latino indy rock bands (there's a budding scene in Queens), young rock and hip hop groups, theatre groups and puppeteers, all kinds of acts.

The other big thing in our near future is a lot of new music, much of it incorporating a different sound, more the sound of our "grown-up band." The four of us moonlight, along with this fabulous mandolin player named Ari Dolegowsky, as an old-timey string band with ukulele, upright bass, acoustic guitar, banjo, and washboard. We play fundraisers and restaurants and do swing, Django, gypsy, Yiddish, bluegrass, old jazz, country blues, and whatever else occurs to us during our rehearsals. A lot of the new songs I'm writing are designed for this instrumentation. The aforementioned Satchel Paige song might still be a big organ and electric guitar number, but new ones like "Battle of Brooklyn," "Ghosts of the Great Bridge" (a tale of trips to the Brooklyn Bridge with my daughter that incorporates the history of Washington and Emily Roebling and the bridge's construction), and "Amelia Airplane" (the first of a few songs written at the request of the winner of the Zooglobble contest) are all string-band songs. This is our recreational music, what we play in the backyard once the baby's asleep, and so I guess it's not surprising that it's worked it's way into my writing.

Review Two-Fer: Collections from Smithsonian Folkways and Yazoo

There was a time where not every kids’ musician had a Myspace page or was prepping a music video.

I’m talking, of course, about the late 1990s.

SmithsonianCollection.jpgIn the late 1990s, the only record company that seemed to anticipate the forthcoming resurgence of kids music was Smithsonian Folkways, which in 1998 issued the Smithsonian Folkways Children’s Music Collection, a 26-track CD culled from the venerable institution’s massive collection of children’s music recordings.

How venerable is the collection? Well, you need look no further than the four artists leading off the set -- Woody Guthrie, Ella Jenkins, Pete Seeger, and Lead Belly, who represent the most important kids’ musicians of the first three-quarters of the 20th century, the 1927 Yankees of kids’ music. Their tracks here are representative of the artists’ work -- Jenkins’ take on “Mary Mack,” a song she made her own, includes enthusiastic children’s participation, and while Seeger lends his sweet, clear voice to “All Around the Kitchen.”

There are other tracks here from Guthrie, Jenkins, and Seeger, but there are some other great tracks here from artists you’ve probably never heard, or even heard of. Lord Invader with the Calypso Orchestra turns in a rendition of “Merrily We Roll Along” guaranteed to get your family dancing around (or at least bobbing their heads). The Canadian folksinger Alan Mills has a gentle Animal Alphabet Song from the early 1970s. And “Hey, Coal Miner,” co-written by troubadour Larry Long and a 6th grade class in Alabama, combines both social history and fun chorus (“Hey… coal miner!”) into one infectious mix. While releases from the 1950s predominate, the album covers releases from the ‘60s all the way into the ‘90s.

There are a mix of age ranges here, some songs appropriate for kids as young as 2, with the upper range easily heading into double digits. As is always the case with Smithsonian Folkways releases, the liner notes to the album are an essential component of the release. You can hear samples at many online stores or you can also visit this page and the "Children's Music" program (#16) for another audio introduction to the overall collection.

This isn’t a perfect album to listen to straight through -- it’s more of an anthology than a mix tape, something you’d dip into occasionally, or to find some artist or song you want to explore further. Still, there is relatively little of the sense that you're listening to something "good for you" -- it's much more a sense of "fun for you." And there’s no better overview of 20th century children’s music than this album. Highly recommended.

StoryThatTheCrowVol1.jpgReaders who find that the number of songs that they and their family enjoy off that album is fairly high may find themselves interested in another release of kids and family music which predates even the music on the Smithsonian Folkways collection. Yazoo RecordsThe Story That The Crow Told Me, Vol 1, released in 2000, is a collection of rural American children’s songs recorded in the 1920s and ‘30s. Richard Nevins took 23 recordings from the original 78s and remastered them for the collection.

There are some definite gems collected on the CD. One has to believe that Dan Zanes had listened to Chubby Parker’s version of “King Kong Kitchie Kitchie Ki-me-o” before recording his own take -- Parker’s version has its own swing. Fisher Hendley & His Aristocratic Pigs (yes, that was their name and isn’t it awesome?) do a fun western-style “Hop Along Peter.” And Lew Childre’s “Horsie Keep Your Tail Up” has its own bluesy charms.

To me, the disk as a whole suffers somewhat from a certain sameness in musical approaches -- one song begins to blend into the next over its 67-minute runtime. I think the segment of fans who like the genre of music will really like this disk, maybe even more so than the Smithsonian disk, but it’s not going to be for everyone. I would note that the remastering is every bit Smithsonian's equal, but the liner notes are lacking, with only a few lyrical excerpts.

The album’s appropriate for all ages, but kids ages 3 through 7 will probably appreciate it more than others. You can hear samples here.

As you might gather from what’s already been written, if you’re just dipping your toes into kids music that was recorded, well, to be honest, before you were born, you’re better off starting out with the Smithsonian disk. But for its particular narrow genre, The Story That The Crow Told Me holds its own against the Smithsonian disk. The total audience may much less broad for this CD, but it's got its own charms. Recommended.

May 22, 2007

Notes On Playing Kids Music Live

[Read to the very end to find out a cool announcement about a Phoenix-area show.]

Unlike some of my Offsprung colleagues (Dr. Flea, Erica Perl, do stop by), I'm an amateur practitioner of music, kids' or otherwise. I enjoy playing, but my audiences are rarely any larger than the 3 other members of my immediate family.

So, remember the Singalong Saturday that my local record store, Stinkweeds, was going to host with my help? (Humor me and say yes.)

Yeah, it was lots of fun. Lots of people -- maybe 40 -- for something that was publicized at close to the last minute. I brought some rhythm instruments (shakers, Casio drum machines... OK, no drum machines). The weather cooperated -- wonderfully mild.

And the music? Well, it can be viewed in one of two ways.
1) Dario's Magic Bus was a nifty little trio of Dario on guitar and Jason and Justin playing upright bass and a single-drum drum set.
2) I played, too.

That's right. In the corner stood me and my lime green Dan Zanes ukelele, playing along with "Itsy Bitsy Spider," "Old MacDonald," and the like.

There's just an itsy bitsy problem.

My current chordal knowledge on the uke is limited to 5, maybe 6 chords, much less if I don't have my chord book in front of me.

And so, if the band wasn't playing in the key of the chords I was familiar with, I was forced to strum idly with a silly grin on my face. Which is a not uncommon expression for me, but typically I'm not looking that way in front of three dozen strangers.

I really don't mind improvising, but if I were going to do that, I'd much rather pull out my violin, where my ability to transpose is crudely competent.

But when I'm asked to lead the crowd in "Pay Me My Money Down" (Dario, while very cool, didn't have a setlist long enough for the full hour) it's, well, a lot harder than you'd think.

It's not just skill in playing music, there's a definite art in working the crowd, and one that I've got a lot to learn about.

That's why I'm very excited that Stinkweeds will have the Jellydots' Doug Snyder at their next Singalong Saturday, on June 9th at 10 AM. It'll be the last Singalong before the summer break, so come early as I think this free event will be even more popular than the first one.

Don't worry, the owner and I are already thinking about events for the fall. And, as far as I'm aware, I'm not on that calendar of events.

By the way, Doug's now living in Phoenix, and so if you or your kids are lookin' for guitar lessons (you've always wanted to learn how to play "Bicycle," right?), drop him a line through his website.

KidVid: "The Elephant Song" - Eric Herman

I've mentioned before how much I like "The Elephant Song" by Eric Herman. Very simple, a catchy melody, and an idea almost infinitely adaptable to whatever you want to sing about. ("Trucks, I love trucks, I love the way they zoom high through the clouds..." "The Diamondbacks, I love the Diamondbacks, I love the way they have a really high team batting average...")

Anyway, it's been around for awhile, but the song's video (animated by Eric's wife Roseann) hit the big time this week -- YouTube's front page.

It's the best hand-animated video since A-ha's "Take On Me," though its chunky computer animation is more "Money For Nothing," I suppose.

May 21, 2007

Listen To This: "Hop Hop" by Key Wilde & Mr. Clarke

No, not hip-hop, though I'd love to hear what Key Wilde & Mr. Clarke would come up with in that genre, too (I'm thinkin' De La Soul). Instead, we have '50s guitar mixed with some Brian Wilson-esque vocal layering. Lots of fun, just like every other song they've let us listen to. (Track #6 on the player linked above.)

It includes -- twice -- the non-sequitur line, "A potbellied pig in every backyard." A pot-bellied pig is not the first animal that came to my mind given the song's title, but maybe it's a eulogy in honor of Max, George Clooney's pig. (That obit, by the way, is one of the funnier things I've read in quite some time.)

May 18, 2007

Review: Intergalactic Tour - Seth Decker and the Missing Piece

IntergalacticTour.jpgAmidst the explosion of musical styles in recent kids music -- indie rock, country, rap, what have you -- the pure children’s pop tune or album has almost been forgotten. I don’t know whether it’ll ever make a complete comeback (Billy Joel isn't exactly burning up the adult pop charts nowadays, either), but Seth Decker and the Missing Piece won’t be to blame if it doesn’t.

Seth Decker and his wife Leah Decker founded the Red Door Playhouse in the Atlanta area in 2003, providing theater, music, and visual arts programs for kids and families. On their second album, 2006’s Intergalactic Tour, the band runs through a bunch of finely-honed original kids’ pop that sound like they’re the basis of an evening's show at the playhouse. Over the course of 42 minutes, the band covers every bit of hyphenated pop known to man -- the pop-country of “Call Me Anytime,” the swing-pop of “Bugville Boogie,” or the pop-rock of “Open the Door.”

A couple of songs stand out above the rest. “Edna the Elephant” is a simple piano-based pop tune reminiscent a little bit of Justin Roberts. It’s about a light-on-her-feet elephantine ballerina and is a minor classic of kids’ song storytelling. Less conventional perhaps is the dreamy “Trampoline,” which is one of the slowest tracks on the disk, its gentle tempo a nice match for the song’s subject. The songs do sound a bit like they’d fit into your local adult alternative radio stations amidst the Sheryl Crow and Maroon 5 tracks, though it’s doubtful those artists will be recording silly songs like the ‘70s-pop-with Mexican-accents “Taco Love” anytime soon. (Though at this point in their careers, I’d probably rather listen to “Taco Love.”)

I do feel like I’m missing something in listening to the album, and it’s probably the live show that sounds like it goes (or went) along with the songs. It’s structured as a tour through the galaxies, but the plot thread is weak on record. It’s an indication of the strengths of the hooks here and their execution that I’d be interested in hearing or seeing the, well, missing pieces.

I think this is right in the wheelhouse of 4 to 8-year-old kids. You can hear selections from the album here.

In the end Intergalactic Tour is simply an album of well-crafted pop tunes. While you might enjoy the songs more if you’ve seen the songs performed live, if your family likes the music of Justin Roberts, SteveSongs, or Ralph’s World, you’ll probably find the album worth exploring. Recommended.

May 17, 2007

(Not-So-)KidVid: Laurie Berkner Meets Steven Spielberg...

... and Joe Johnston.

Did you know that Laurie Berkner teamed up with Steven Spielberg to film a very expensive video for "We Are the Dinosaurs"? Neither did I.

It's the kids' music equivalent of "Thriller"!

Warning: NSFK (Not Safe For Kids, at least those in Laurie's core demographic)

May 15, 2007

Review: For The Kids / For The Kids Too - Various Artists

Let’s return to a simpler time, shall we? The year? 2002, long before the words “Jack’s,” “Big,” “Music,” and “Show” had ever been strung together in a television programmer’s mind. What happened late that year? The record label Nettwerk had this crazy idea -- let’s have a kids’ music compilation! For charity! And so the record entitled For The Kids was born.

ForTheKids.jpgWith nearly 5 years of hindsight, the record actually holds up pretty well. By far the most popular track is Cake’s singular rendition of “Mahna Mahna,” from The Muppet Show. It doesn’t quite sustain a younger kid’s attention for all of its three- minute runtime, but it comes close, and as a kids’ novelty hit, it’s perfect. Even more successful as a kids’ song is “The Hoppity Song” from John Ondrasik (Five For Fighting). Ondrasik throws himself completely into the song -- his deranged near-shouting of lines like “You can’t outhop / The Hoppity Song!” is one of the gleeful highlights of the disk.

Indeed, the best songs here are the ones where the artists have fun -- the Barenaked Ladies’ snarky but earnest rendition of Joe Raposo’s Sesame Street song “La La La La Lemon” or Bleu’s “Snow Day.” Some people will find Sarah McLachlan’s rendition of “The Rainbow Connection” from The Muppet Movie gorgeous, and it is, but there’s something about Kermit’s earnestness and banjo that makes the original far superior. Maybe it’s just hard for me to buy a singer with as lovely a voice and face as McLachlan singing about longing at this point. But that’s the adult in me, not the kid. The slow stuff, like Darius Rucker’s “It’s Alright To Cry” and the version of “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,” doesn’t come off nearly as well as the uptempo material.

ForTheKidsToo.jpgBased on the success of the first album, Nettwerk released For The Kids Too! in 2004. Unlike the first disk, which counted on major stars like McLachlan, Ondrasik, and Rucker, the second disk’s biggest stars are Matthew Sweet and They Might Be Giants. But just as Poison Ivy swapped out Drew Barrymore for Alyssa Milano, sometimes being the low-budget sequel isn’t such a bad thing. The sequel relies on more new songs, and there are some very good ones here. Butterfly Boucher’s “I’m Different” has a bouncy chorus and a message of self-acceptance. Paper Moon’s “Your Attitude Towards Cuttlefish” is the “Hoppity Song” of this album, as the lyrics to this indie-pop slowly become ever more ridiculous in explaining the amazing abilities of the little-known fish. The slow songs here -- Robyn Hitchcock’s “I Often Dream of Trains,” for example, or Nada Surf’s gentle and skewed “Meow Meow Lullabye” -- are, as a whole, much stronger than the first disk, though Jason Mraz doesn’t do any better with “The Rainbow Connection” than McLachlan did.

You can find samples of the tracks from the two 40-minute-or-so CDs at most major online stores or for the sequel here. More information on the charities supported by the two albums can be found here.

In the end these are both good disks. For The Kids has a bright constellation of stars and some excellent tracks. For The Kids Too! has a less bright constellation and some excellent tracks, too. I have a slight preference for the sequel, but I could see just as many families opting for the original. For collections put together prior to the current boomlet in kids and family music, they both done good. Sometimes it’s possible to like both Drew Barrymore and Alyssa Milano. Recommended.

May 11, 2007

Listen To This: "Night Mantra" - Renee and Jeremy

"Night Mantra" is one of the standout tracks on Renee and Jeremy's It's A Big World CD. On Mother's Day it'll be available at their Myspace page. That and a hand-drawn CD case and you're good to go, right?

Listen To This: "Little Bird Hops" - Elizabeth Mitchell

Ahhhh... a new Elizabeth Mitchell mp3, just in time for Mother's Day.

"Little Bird Hops" would've sounded great on You Are My Little Bird -- mellow, with nifty guitar work, and less than 90 second, pfft, it flies away.

May 10, 2007

Why Should Rockists-In-Training Have All The Fun?

I'm typically either way ahead or way behind of the curve 'round here. In this particular case, I'm behind the curve as I'm mentioning the Stagecoach Festival, the country festival put on by the Coachella folks the week after Coachella. The Festival which, uh, happened last weekend.

But I wanted to mention it because it showed that country music is beginning to realize that maybe there's a market opportunity for them, too. Stagecoach had its own kids' music stage which featured, among others, Buck Howdy, Farmer Jason, The Hollow Trees, and The Bummkinn Band. (My personal favorite amongst these? The Hollow Trees, who do hootenannies up right.)

I heard that Sharon, Lois & Bram were gonna reunite for the festival but got booed offstage by Rage Against the Machine fans who were still stuck in the parking lot leaving the Coachella show.

Did I just make a Sharon, Lois & Bram joke? Goodness, I have issues.

There are a whole bunch of YouTube videos from the festival, but they mostly involve guys like George Strait and Kenny Chesney and other men with large hats worn unironically. So I'll just leave you with this video of Farmer Jason (Jason Ringenberg of Jason and the Scorchers fame, for those of you new to this whole kids-music thing). He's got a hat, too, but he's playing in some guy's backyard.

The Wiggles, this genre ain't.

May 09, 2007

Songs For Moms (Updated)

Because the Police's "Mother" probably wouldn't sound so good on your Mother's Day mix CD, I first posted a list of songs for mom last year. It's time to drag it out again (and update it a bit)...

Here's a list of songs for mothers or songs about mothers, in no particular order. I've avoided lullabies (songs by moms, typically), as well as songs about general parentual units, or songs about moms and dads. (If you're looking for songs about moms and moms, might I recommend AudraRox's excellent "Moms & Dads," which, song title notwithstanding, is about all sorts of families.)

If a song isn't on the list, it's because of one of the three "O"s: Oversight (I knew about the song and just forgot), Omission (I knew about the song and chose to exclude it), or Obtuseness (I didn't know about the song at all). I expect the third category to be fairly large, so feel free to add your suggestions in the comments section.

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"Mama Don't Allow" -- numerous versions; try Brady Rymer's version off of Every Day Is a Birthday
"Mama Hug" -- Brady Rymer, Every Day Is a Birthday
"Mama Is Sad" -- Justin Roberts, Yellow Bus (it's a song about divorce, so I'm guessing it's not gonna go on too many mix tapes)
"Five Little Ducks" -- try version on the Old Town School of Folk Music's Songs For Wiggleworms
"Thank You Mommy" -- The RTTs, Turn It Up Mommy!
"The Coffee Song" -- Ralph's World, At the Bottom of the Sea (not really about moms specifically, but it was the first song that came to my wife's mind when I mentioned the topic of the post)
"Hush Little Baby" -- try version on the Old Town School of Folk Music's Wiggleworms Love You, though it's just as often that Dad is the person buying baby that billy goat
"Mother and I" -- Bill Thomas (and a Circle of Friends), Time Can Be So Magic
"Hope My Mama Says YES!" -- AudraRox, I Can Do It By Myself (more about the kid than the mom, but that's what Mother's Day sometimes ends up being, no?)
"Mommy She Loves Me" -- Ginger Hendrix, Macaroni Boy Eats at Chez Shooby Doo
"Nerves" -- Terri Hendrix, Celebrate the Difference (not really celebratory, but the recipient mom will nod her head in understanding, then ask you to get her a beer)
"A Dozen Roses" and "I Made It For You" -- Peter Himmelman, both off My Green Kite

May 08, 2007

Review: Make Your Own Someday - The Jimmies

MakeYourOwnSomeday.jpgThere are singers, and there are entertainers. In the former camp, I'd put artists like Elizabeth Mitchell, whose interpreter of songs is rivaled by few in the kids music genre and who have glorious voices.

In the latter camp, I'd like to introduce Ashley Albert, lead singer, songwriter, and mastermind behind the New York-based The Jimmies.

Don't get me wrong, Albert has a nice voice and could be a very adept interpreter of standards, kids-oriented or not. But on her band's recently-released debut album Make Your Own Someday (Silly Songs for the Shorter Set), Albert's strengths are in thinking like a goofy 7-year-old and performing for said kid. (It's not for nothing that Albert's done voice work for cartoons and commercials.)

Watch this completely infectious (pun mostly unintended) for "Do the Elephant," one of the catchiest songs on the album, and tell me that the Nickolodeon/Nick Jr. corporate behemoth shouldn't find some show to feature Albert and the whole band on a regular basis. It did wonders for Laurie Berkner -- it could do the same here.

Kinda like a cross between Gwendolyn and the Good Time Gang and AudraRox, except skewed at a slightly higher age bracket.

The songs themselves sound bright and tackle common kid-themes like clothes (the swinging "What's On Your Shirt" or the rocking "Cool To Be Uncool") and pets (the unusually-sweet-for-the-album "Taddy") with a variety of musical styles. Albert gets the double-word-score for combining a foreign-language song with a song about pets (in "Spanimals," on which I kept expecting Rob Thomas to make an appearance on the Santana-lite melody). And the album's opener, "What's That Sound?," isn't quite a classic name-the-instrument musical piece like "Mama Don't Allow" and "Peter and the Wolf," but it's pretty darn close. The rest of the band -- who, like Albert, have day jobs that indicate serious musical talent -- backs Albert with aplomb. (Whatever "aplomb" is.)

The album's not perfect -- Albert sometimes has a tendency to cram too many words into the lyrics (making them hard to understand) and some songs are just sort of "eh" -- but it's not for lack of talent or imagination. The silliness here will be most appreciated by kids ages 5 through 10, particularly if they have a "Weird Al" Yankovic album in their collection. You can listen to 4 full tracks at the band's Myspace page or samples from the whole album at the album's CD Baby page.

You may as well get Make Your Own Someday now, because eventually these songs are going to end up on some TV show somewhere. Then your kids are going to beg to you play The Jimmies over and over again in the care and rather than investing in some dubious technology that rips audio from a DVD video, you may as well just get the CD and save yourself the hassle. Recommended.

Origins

In case you were wondering how this website got its name, I answer the question here. Actually, the post just refers you back here (the answer is within, might be a Zen-like answer), but it gives me another opportunity to mention that Offsprung is up and running. Do stop by.

May 07, 2007

One More Place That Talks About Kids Music

Hey, there's this great new website called Offsprung that's about parenting, about humor, about interconnecting, man, and it's being headed up by Neal Pollack, and it's got this great kids music website that's known as Zooglobble and--

Wait a minute.

Yeah, that's me over there, spreading the word about kids music far and wide.

For the most part, I'll be posting the same things there that I'm posting here, though there will be the occasional Offsprung-only post (and some stuff posted here I'm just too lazy to post there) -- I'll try to remember to let you know here when I'm posting something just for the other site. As you may have already heard, The Lovely Mrs. Davis has her own site over there called Huxtabled, in which she'll tackle kids TV and video. Maybe we'll even get into a few point/counterpoint things.

You can read my welcome to the world here. Do stop by, say hello, and check out the other writers there. Should be a fun community.

May 03, 2007

Review: It's A Big World - Renee and Jeremy

ItsABigWorld.jpgBeware the music of a new parent.

Clouded by the biologically necessary attachment to a newcomer to the family, a normally rational person and musician can be fooled into thinking that these feelings are somehow unique to them, that nobody has ever felt like this before about their child. Which leads to rambling output that doesn't really say anything new. (Wait a minute. I'm talking about child-centric blog writers. No, wait, I'm talking new parent/musicians.) If you're going to sing about it, you'd better bring something new to the table.

So it was with a sense of relief that as I listened to It's A Big World, released last week by the duo Renee and Jeremy, that I realized that the duo had generally avoided recording parental pablum (or, when necessary, put that pablum in tasty form). The duo consists of Jeremy Toback, who released a couple of major-label solo albums in the '90s and formed the band Brad with Stone Gossard of Pearl Jam, and Renee Stahl, who has also released a solo CD of her own. When they recorded the album, Toback's son was a year old and Stahl was pregnant with her first child. They recorded quickly (the room was soon to become Stahl's daughter's nursery) and deliberately sought out a raw, lo-fi sound.

The promo materials name-check Jack Johnson as a reference, and it's an appropriate one. (For a more kid-centric reference point, think Elizabeth Mitchell, especially the slow songs off her earlier kids' CDs.) There's little more than an acoustic guitar accompanying Stahl's and Toback's vocals, and especially on tracks like "Welcome To This World" (on which Toback sings lead), you'd be forgiven for thinking it was a Johnson-penned (and played) piece. The lyrics on that track, which ostensibly are a welcome to the world for a new child, work just as well for new parents too. But new parents will probably respond to the rest of the album's lyrics, which focus on a child's sense of wonder with the world around them and a parent's sense of protection and care for their child.

There are some stellar tracks here, most notably "Night Mantra," a gorgeous song which sounds like a somewhat happier Aimee Mann track and features Stahl's and Toback's best vocals. "Powder Blue," an original lullaby written by Stahl which would have fit in perfectly on the Innocence Mission's Now the Day Is Over, is a great addition to the lullaby canon. Oddly enough, while many uptempo albums end with a slow song or three, this album, which is essentially a lullaby (or at least a quiet time) album, ends with its three most vigorous songs at the end. Bulked up with just a little more production, "Sleep My Love" and "Shoorahlaywho" could easily be hits on adult alternative radio.

Less successful are the time when the lyrics don't say very much. The leadoff track, "Miracle," begins with the wonderful lines "Are you the sun? / Are you the moon? / Are you the watermelon bug in June?" but ends up with the lines "You're a miracle / uh-huh / A little miracle / Oh yeah." If the song were two minutes long, that part would be tolerable, but dragged out over the song's 4-minute length, it's, well, not so much. And while I appreciated the overall mellow vibe of the CD, the exceedingly slow version of Bob Marley's "Three Little Birds" makes Mitchell's version sound positively raved-up in comparison.

I'm going to peg the age range for this 39-minute album at ages 0 through 5, picking up again at maybe age 30. You can hear three songs at the duo's website, plus an additional track at their myspace page. (At the moment, you can purchase the album at CDBaby.)

If the review sounds negative, it's only because there are enough stellar songs here that I could hear the stone-cold classic this CD could have been. (Frankly, I can't wait to hear what they come up with after another couple years of parenting.) But even if the album's not perfect, I guarantee you that this album would make a great new-parent or baby shower gift. While it's really targeted at the parents more than the kids, it'll make great quiet-time music for the whole family, even when (or especially when) your child has moved from giggling to throwing very verbal tantrums. Definitely recommended.

Ted Koppel Leaves... The Hipster Parents Move In...

Word from the Sippy Cups that they'll be included in a feature on Neal Pollack on ABC's Nightline tonight (Thursday). Or maybe tomorrow. Watch the piece and be bombarded, I'm sure, with your quota of the phrase "hipster parent" for the month/year/lifetime.

Given that our son is currently enjoying waking up before 5 AM on a not-irregular basis and that, Luddites as we are, we don't have TiVo, I'm really hoping that videoplayer in the upper-right-hand corner will have this new segment on tomorrow.

May 02, 2007

Everyone Who Likes Preschool Fundraisers, Raise Their Hand

Thought so.

Since before we joined it, our kids' co-operative preschool has eschewed a yearly fundraiser for a flat "fundraiser fee." Now, why they just don't increase the actual tuition by 10 bucks a month is beyond me, but that's probably just a clear indication of why I don't have a bright future in sales.

And given the virtual 24/7 fundraising our daughter is now asked to participate in through her (public school) kindergarten ("Mom, they say we need to order pizza tonight or they can't keep our music teacher"), I can assure you that the simple check-writing the preschool approach entails is a vastly superior approach. (Again. Not a retailer.)

Having said that, if my neighborhood preschool actually put together a spring fair that included, among other things, sets from The Hollow Trees, the Squeegees, and Ellen & Matt, I'd probably go. Which means, if I lived in Silver Lake and my kid(s) attended the Neighborhood Nursery School, I'd probably attend their Spring Fair on Saturday May 19.

As a side note, the "about" section for the fair says "No Bounce Houses, no corporate sponsors and no plastic bottles." Now, I'm with 'em on the plastic bottles, but why does NNS hate bounce houses so much? Bounce houses rule.

Also, "no corporate sponsors?" Does that mean there are preschool fundraisers in LA that have corporate sponsors? Do companies fight to sponsor the pony rides?

Like I said, Not. A. Retailer.

May 01, 2007

I'm Not Bill Graham. Yet.

I don't really want to be a concert producer.

I just want a cool concert poster with my name (or this website's name) on it.

Well, I'm still not a concert producer -- and there's nary a poster in sight -- but I'm helping my great neighborhood record store host a show this weekend.

Stinkweeds Record Exchange is holding a Saturday Singalong this Saturday (May 5th). They did a small number of kid-friendly singalong shows a while back at their old Tempe location, but with my instigation, they're restarting the series. Saturday Singalong version 2.0, I guess. And it happens to be during Stinkweeds' 20th Anniversary celebration (as well as the 1st Anniversary of their next-door neighbor, Frances), so there will be a definite party vibe going on. (Well, above and beyond the fact that it's Cinco de Mayo, which is about 2 or 3 years away from overtaking St. Patrick's Day as the national drinking holiday.)

So if you're in the Phoenix area, stop by at 11 AM Saturday for an hour of free music from Dario's Magic Bus. (Sorry, no Myspace page or website. How retro.) Weather promises to be not so hot (in a good way), and they have a lovely and slightly shaded patio. Do join us.

It's All About May

Even with a broadband connection, the internet can actually be painfully slow. There have been a number of (mostly Internet-related) projects I've looked forward to talking about here for quite some time, but haven't been able to because the progress of those projects has been, well, 2-AM-get-the-baby-back-to-sleep-lullaby-like slow.

A flurry of e-mails over the past week or two, however, leads me to believe that I'll be able to talk about many of those projects here in the next month.

And, yes, I'll get back to posting reviews and the long-awaited Top 5 Kids Songs of All Time very shortly.